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ZOLACORP (USA DIVISION) LTD (LISTED: NYSE)
Wednesday April 16th,
By Jim V. Murphy
NEW YORK (AP - New York) — With the new addition of the new CEO, Zolacorp management has decided to bring on some new hires with very diverse backgrounds.

Zolacorp’s new receptionist, Kimberly Rae Slaby. She has a Master of Engineering Degree in Electrical Engineering [...]

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ZOLACORP (USA DIVISION) LTD (LISTED: NYSE)
Tuesday April 15th, 6:33 am ET
By Mark Cotton
NEW YORK (AP - New York) — Zolacorp has been suffering incredible losses over the years and has decided to change out their CEO for a new white man to see if he can do a better job. They are going to [...]

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A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother drives to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy test. She makes her daughter take the test and it results are positive. The mother goes berserk.
Shouting, swearing and crying, the mother says,”Who was the bastard that did [...]

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When I have the occasional bad day and need to take it out on someone, I don’t take it out on my loved ones anymore…
I got the idea one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man [...]

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U.S. Multinational Conglomerate, Zolacorp suffers Losses in Q3 Reports ZOLACORP (USA DIVISION) LTD (LISTED: NYSE)
Thursday September 16, 11:10 am ET
By Mark Cotton
NEW YORK (AP - New York) — U.S. stocks moved higher Thursday, buoyed by a drop in Zolacorp’s move to appoint a new management staff. In the height and hype of the Google IPO, [...]

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