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ZOLACORP (USA DIVISION) LTD (LISTED: NYSE)

Tuesday April 15th, 6:33 am ET
By Mark Cotton

NEW YORK (AP – New York) — Zolacorp has been suffering incredible losses over the years and has decided to change out their CEO for a new white man to see if he can do a better job. They are going to hire Daniel Czajkowski to take this company to the next level. It was a difficult task in trying to find somebody with the credentials that Daniel has. Daniel has a lot of experience dealing with computer photos. His excellent computer skills with the ability to program in C++, J2EE, Cold Fusion, PHP, PERL, Visual BASIC and HTML made him stand out from the rest. Daniel shall be coming on board with Zolacorp with a starting salary of about $560,000 + a 20% growth bonus paid every quarter. Daniel has incredible interpersonal skills that are an asset to any corporation seeking his leadership abilities.

Zolacorp’s old CEO will be stepping down shortly. An announcement will be made public very soon by the Zolad.