Conche Tu Madre!

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother drives to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy test. She makes her daughter take the test and it results are positive. The mother goes berserk.

Shouting, swearing and crying, the mother says,”Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!”

The girl, after some hesitancy, picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits down in the living room with the father, the mother, and the girl and says., “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I have to tell you all, that I cannot marry her because of my personal family situation. However, I do want to assure you that I will tak e charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa in Italy and a $2,000,000 bank account.”

“If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If they are twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, stands up, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You fuck her again!”