If you don’t believe me, just find any Cuban or someone from Puerto Rico and ask them what a Concha is. This is hilarious.
Why would a company go out creating products with bad words on them? That’s like an American company putting the words, “Pussy” or “Cunt” on their products.
This is just too much.
Please post some funny comments to this.
50 responses so far ↓
1 jerty // Nov 16, 2007 at 4:29 pm
wena
xauuuuuuuuuuuuu??????
2 admin // Nov 16, 2007 at 7:57 pm
What the hell is xauuuuuu?
Man, that sounds so lame.
3 Johnny Foglesong // Jan 3, 2008 at 10:02 pm
What do you all think that about chick? Would you beef her?
4 desconchetumarizate // Mar 26, 2008 at 7:17 am
hey mutherfucker…. what’s up….
well.. this page is beautiful…
well…
fuck everything..!
fuck you mutherfucker
5 Home Slice // Mar 26, 2008 at 9:48 am
Amazing… the post above was from somebody in Chile. Amazing that they can write anything in English.
6 Nina Balls // Apr 16, 2008 at 10:30 am
Hey, I need some of that cream for my Concha. I got his itch hmmmmmmm…….
7 kmila y panxa // Apr 30, 2008 at 5:15 pm
kremos paginas en spañol
8 kmila y panxa // Apr 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm
i loyu tu madre
9 conchadesumadres // May 5, 2008 at 3:58 pm
hey!!
i not undertand you!!
jajaj
well , the best page i see in my live
intentanso escribir en ingles jajaja
weno a tooos los flaites ajj
so long you
10 admin // May 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm
The above person was from Chilé. Man, these people have the worst English & Grammar skills. Look at the punctuation above. That’s absolutely horrible.
I wish these people would give us what they are smoking.
11 Rey Junco // May 10, 2008 at 6:47 pm
OMG, this site is hilarious.
12 David // May 14, 2008 at 12:11 am
There is no country with such name (chili). Perhaps we have the worst English skills but at least we call other countries by their names.
by the way, the name of the southern contry is Chile.
And America is not a country, is a continent.
bye bye
13 CTM // Jul 24, 2008 at 2:45 am
Hey motherfuckers, I´m from Chile too. So what? perhaps we speak English not so good. But w don´t hace bombs to attack Iraq and rape womens.
FUCK USA FUCK BUSH FUCK 4Reich : UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
14 bonvallet // Jul 24, 2008 at 2:49 am
AWEONAO AVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISPATE CONCHETUMADRE
TE MERECI UN PATO YANEZ
15 Wolfgang // Jul 24, 2008 at 10:02 am
I don’t understand why your English has to be so horrible. I know so many people from South America who read and write English perfectly. If they can do it, why can’t you dumb ass mother fuckers? If us people here in Germany can learn English, then there’s no excuse that you bitches can’t learn it, too. Stop being so stupid. Reading your posts looks like a fucking 8 year old kid posted that message.
16 seba // Aug 2, 2008 at 3:47 pm
why this page is in english!!!
conchetumadre!!!! es un decir latino!!!!
escriban en español!!!
17 Dr. Porch // Aug 2, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Because it’s not hosted in Latin America you dumb ass. Get a life. LEARN ENGLISH the way the rest of the planet speaks. If the French, Italian, Russian, German, Greeks and other people can speak English, why the fuck can’t you? You’re a loser.
18 Matias // Sep 16, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Dr. Porch,
Why don’t you welcome the future and learn some chinese or arabic? Then you’ll speak what the rest of the planet will be speaking soon.
(by the way, do you happen to speak anything else than your mother language? who’s the loser?)
AND for the other issue…
The word “concha” means “shell” in spanish. It is used as “cunt” o “pussy”, but that’s just slang.
Therefore it’s not funny or weird hat you can find it written in several places.
Do you, native-english-speakers laugh whenever you store selling balls? how about meeting a guy called dick?
“Concha tu madre”, “Conchetumadre” or any of its variations are slang and it means almost the same as “motherfucker”. We have amazing slang in spanish, you have no idea about how good it can get… but let’s just not play dumb asses here. Slang doesn’t take away the original meaning of words.
Kind regards to everyone
19 Doug E. Fresh // Sep 16, 2008 at 2:36 pm
You need to smoke crack.
Nobody cares to speak all of those other languages. English is the only important language on the planet. You don’t see tons of people in Russia, China, Korea, etc. all speaking Spanish. They all speak ENGLISH.
Get a life, nigga.
20 YO // Sep 30, 2008 at 3:16 am
HOLA CONCHESUMADRES!
21 YO // Sep 30, 2008 at 3:22 am
Doug, chupa la que cuelga.
Me encanta ver como su país comienza a derrumbarse
Goodbye 700 billions dollars! ;D
Fuck you Bush and Obama, you are the same shit with different smell!
22 Buford T. Justice // Sep 30, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Hola you nignogs!
Yes, they both have different smells… but they are pieces of shit.
23 will // Oct 8, 2008 at 11:44 am
holas reconchadesumadres!!!!
24 ALVARO // Oct 17, 2008 at 9:58 pm
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25 AMERICA HISPANA EN EL NORTE // Oct 22, 2008 at 2:25 pm
SERA MAS IMPORTANTE EL INGLES PERO EL CASTELLANO ES MAS COMPLETO.
Y PARA EL 2020 YA NO SEREMOS MINORIA EN USA COJAN EL HILO RAPIDO POR QUE SI NO SE VAN A JODER APRENDAN ESPAÑOL POR Q LOS FUTUROS DUENOS DE ESTE PAIS EN QUIEBRA SERAN LOS BOLIVIANOS COLOMBIANOS ECUATORIANOS Y TODOS LOS ANOS DEL SUR . Y ESE FUTURO SE LO HAN FORJADO USTEDES SOLOS EN LA IGNORANCIA ,.
26 Shell of your mother (ná que ver jajaj) // Nov 9, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Hola conchesumadres!
27 kate_love // Nov 28, 2008 at 6:44 pm
wola
solo les tengo una pregunta…..
q ganan todos ustedes insultando paises y razas?
NADA!
por favor racistas usen la cabeza por primera vez en la vida!
and all of u motherfucking white pplz who are tripping saying shit about us this is for u when ur effing coutry gets and south american president i am gonna crack up in all of ur sorry faces!HAHAHAHAHA
u already got a black one so….trust me were next!
28 admin // Dec 15, 2008 at 5:26 am
There is nobody here that is racists. We love all people.
29 YO // Dec 16, 2008 at 12:22 pm
conchesumadres!
30 Tú // Dec 16, 2008 at 12:23 pm
conchesumadres!
31 EL // Dec 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm
CONCHESUMADRES!
32 Cluck King // Dec 17, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Is that all people can say is “Mother Fuckers” in Spanish? Don’t you have anything else to say?!
33 Bite me // Jan 2, 2009 at 7:34 pm
mis chupa es muy fresca
34 LEXII FR // Jan 5, 2009 at 11:20 am
jajaj conchetumadre lawea mas bkn pero igual na ke ver la pagina de mierda iel nombre pa la kgaa!!
ajjajajajjaja
zhauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
35 CONCHETUMADRE // Jan 5, 2009 at 11:24 am
ajajajjaja konchetuuuumadre wn!!!ke kaaagaa de pagina ajjajajajajajja ami me usta decir konchetumaedreee amas bkn la wea iiiia me despido a otoos los conche tu madreee!!!
xauu weooooooooooooooooooones
36 el father // Jan 5, 2009 at 11:26 am
se nota poko ke el fue el mismo wn konxatumare
37 Rey // Jan 23, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Hey man,
I posted here a while ago and I want to ask if you could remove my comment since I am working and want to reduce the presence of my real name on the internet except for work purposes.
My comment is number 11 (link to comment: http://www.conchetumadre.com/#comment-293)
Thanks a lot man, I really appreciate your help.
P.S. Your website is still hillarious!
38 orejudo // Mar 6, 2009 at 4:54 pm
paraguay con orejis
ola soy jorge vivo en la calle y em da paja pararme
39 PowerZone // Apr 7, 2009 at 7:30 am
Putas, y yo que justo iba a registrar el dominio conchetumadre, y ya alguien lo había tomado. Por la conchesumadre, no! Bueno, al menos es por una buena causa. El internet no sería un medio de difusión democrática internacional si a alguien no se le hubiera ocurrido registrar un dominio como conchesumadre.com Este sí que es un medio democrático, por la conchesumadre!
40 WOLF2050 // Apr 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm
WENA CHUCHETUMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41 tu cachero // Apr 21, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Q CONCHA SU MARE
42 niggers // May 9, 2009 at 9:25 pm
encontre esta pagina al poner conchetumadre punto com y me esperaba algo mejor!!
aprovecha el dominio y hace algo mejor
maricón conchetumadre
43 Nignog Nellie // May 10, 2009 at 12:09 am
Hacerlo mejor mediante la introducción de funny stuff.
Imbécil.
44 cachero // May 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm
eres un concha de tu madre hijo de las mil putas q te parieronn ptmreeeeeeeeeee
45 cachero // May 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm
eres un concha de tu madre hijo de las mil putas q te parieronn ptmreeeeeeeeeee
46 aweonao-man // May 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm
español:
que chucha esta pagina y el weon mal parido que la creo y ustedes son todos unos conchadesusmadres mal nacidos hijos de la gran reverenda ramera
inglish:
Chucha that this page and Weon bad and I kidded that you are all wrong about conchadesusmadres born sons of the great bitch Rev.
PD:traductor culiao penca por la conchatumare y wea
47 mr. tula¡¡¡¡¡'''' // May 28, 2009 at 9:28 pm
que mierda de pagina es esta, ¿a caso se compras conchas de sus putas madres? estaba buscando porno de lo más bien cuando y me aparece esta pagina de mierda de ustedes conchas mal paridas. ahora ando traumado y no podre ver mas porno por su puta y maraca crema para la concha de las mil y un maracas que los parieron.
para despedirme quiero agregar que; son unos hijos de la gran puta con sarna en la concha jajaja y estoy totalmente deacuerdo con el comentario de aweonao que por lo sierto es un concha mas…. chao putos metanse sus madres y la crema por el anus que esta tapado por miles de picos y liendres con tiña y una lija para sangrar. chao… volvere con mas puteadas de esta pàgina de todos los conchas de su madre y todos los aweonaos que buscan la pagina http://www.conchatumadre.com por curiosidad. jajajajja
48 Aruuu // Jun 29, 2009 at 11:21 pm
ajajsdjsa
ñla wea csm!!!
la cago csm!!!
wena csqm!!!
ees lo mejor csm,!!!!
el wm q invento esta wea es chileno ajsdajdja
csm!!
49 Super conchesumadre // Jul 1, 2009 at 8:04 am
Why the hell do the mother fuckers write in english or even visit this fucking site that means “your mother fucker” in good ‘chilean’ maner?
Now in good spanish:
Puta que güena onda que a un culiao se le ocurrió poner un sitio web dedicado a lo mas chileno que existe en la galaxia. Me gusta la cagá, es güeno que no hayan cartuchismos ni weas apendejadas. Lo que la red necesitaba era un sitio como “conchetumadre” para demostrarle al mundo, culiaos, que esta huevá sí anda al lote, pero no por eso hay caos. Ya, y me dejo de hablar cagás, y me voy a la conchesumadre, es decir, de regreso al “conchetumadre.com”, he dicho, que wueá!!
50 Cesspool Sally // Jul 1, 2009 at 10:58 am
I am on the floor howling! You people who post on here make me laugh so hard.
This site means, “mother fucker” in Peruvian, dick head. Ask any Peruvian what “Conche tu Madre” means and you’ll see.
Ask Rey Junco and he will confirm this… Think he can’t? Yo estoy diciendo, mi negro.
Cluck like a chicken now! BAGAWWWWK! Comer el maní de mi mierda. ¿Está usted diciendo? Yo soy. Sgt. Dooky.
It’s too bad people in Chile don’t drive around with 1,000 watt amps and 15″ subwoofers in their cars dropping deep bass. Those niggaz need to import JL Audio woofers and learn how to play DJ Magic Mike and shake people’s houses.
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