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Jan13

Three Contractors Bidding a Job at the White House

by admin on January 13th, 2012 at 2:08 am
Posted In: Funny

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.  One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana . All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Montana contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
“Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. That’s $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. That’s $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.”

The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?”

The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.”
“Done!” replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the Obama Government Stimulus plan works.

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Dec31

Ah Chucha

by admin on December 31st, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Posted In: Funny

A message to all of you people living in Chile and Peru.

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Dec17

Wonderful uses for bananas

by admin on December 17th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Posted In: Info

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas.  He said the expression “going bananas” is from the effects of bananas on the brain..  Read on:

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!
This is interesting..
After reading this, you’ll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars – sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world’s leading athletes.

But energy isn’t the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills – eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia : High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit’s ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school ( England ) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin.. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a “cooling” fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.


Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood Enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body’s water balance.. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills.. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe it’s time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, “A banana a day keeps the doctor away!”

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Dec11

Celebrities without eyebrows

by admin on December 11th, 2011 at 6:46 am
Posted In: Funny

Exposes 100% commission loophole!

Kim Kardashian, Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Britney Spears, Jennifer Aniston, Tom Cruise and Emma Watson.  Still look good, even without having eyebrows.  Maybe they could use a little makeup, you think?

 

Celebrities with no eyebrows

Celebrities without eyebrows

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Dec10

Ford is recalling 128,000 Fusion and Milans

by admin on December 10th, 2011 at 11:10 am
Posted In: Cars

I can’t believe that Ford is going to recall 128,000 Ford Fusion and Mercury Milans about having issues with the wheels falling off.  Why don’t car makers simply do long-term brutal testing on a bunch of cars before they make the public the testing guinea pigs?  Who the hell wants to be driving down the road and have their wheel falls off?  They should give a group of cars that they plan on making to a bunch of hoodlums and have them drive these cars into the ground to find out what breaks.  Then after these people break stuff on the cars, re-engineer the broken items so that they can’t easily be broken.

I mean in the case of the wheels falling off, they say that the bolts holding the wheels can fracture causing a vibration.  Well, if bolts from cars made in past didn’t fracture, why didn’t they just leave well enough alone and continue to keep making the wheel assemblies the same as years past?  If something isn’t broke, don’t fix it.

Car makers are spreading themselves too thin nowadays.  They try to make too many different models to try to keep everyone happy.   Why can’t car makers just make a handful of models and be good at making those?  For example, look at the latest Merecedes-Benz models available today.  They have like 35+ different models of vehicles they are cranking out right now.  How on earth could you manage to be good at making so many different models?  Compare to how many models they made in the 1980′s and 1990′s.  The models they built in the 1990′s were built like tanks and were built to last.  Then in the mid 2000′s they decided to go nuts making all of these different models and the quality suffered. Remember reading about how many problems per 100 cars Mercedes was having?  Their cars were becoming so unreliable after all of this huge expansion.

Car makers need to stop trying to be so greedy.  Look at Audi, for example.  Go to an Audi dealer and they only have a small amount of models to pick from.  And they don’t flood the market with vehicles in the US the way BMW and Mercedes is doing.  You see tons of BMW’s and Mercedes on the roads compared to how many Audi’s that you see.  The same with Chevrolet.  Look how many Corvettes you see on the road.  WAY TOO MANY.  They should make a limited production of these cars to keep their value up.  I hardly ever see an Audi R8 on the road compared to all of the Corvettes I see.  You have more of a head-turner going down the road if you don’t drive something that every Tom, Dick and Harry has.

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